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From: "Down with statistics" <starksucks@hotmail.com>
Subject: Multivariat Data.
Date: Wed, 08 Oct 1997 20:04:04 PDT
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Plot the number of hairs on Professor Stark's head each year for the
last 30 years on the X axis.
Plot the number of hours I spend waiting for the Applet to come up in
the computer center on the Y axis.
what is r?
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Subject: Evil Experiment
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Why do you use us in your evil experiment?
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From: "Down with statistics" <starksucks@hotmail.com>
Subject: Possible Violation of UC Rules
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Dear Professor Stark,
I am writing regarding the contract that you signed with the University
of California. I believe that, in said contract, you specifically
agreed not to use any students in any experiment without their prior
consent. To the best of my knowledge, the students currently enrolled
in Statistics 2 were never asked to sign a waiver giving their consent
to be a part of your evil Javascript experiment.
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From: "Down with statistics" <starksucks@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Wonderful new technology
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I have been introduced to an incredibly wonderful new technology for
conducting Statistics 2 courses. This technology takes no time to
download, is portable, and never crashes before the labs are due. It is
called paper. I encourage both of you to take advantage of this
incredibly amazing invention in your future Stats 2 courses, or face the
wrath of glazy-eyed students who have wasted their precious time waiting
for the damn applets to unload. Beware of the consequences of
inflicting experimental technologies on your students. Some of us
prefer not to be used as lab rats in your evil experiments. Also keep
in mind the provisions of your UC contracts that prohibit inflicting
these types of torture on your students against their wills. Get hip to
quicker technologies, or face dire consequences from several fronts.
AJW: Let this be a warning to you and all your cronies from the Farm as
well.
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