| (Warning: this is nerd humor) Big Data: the substitute for Love. | If you assume that higher-profile authors get preferential treatment from journals, read this extract from the referee report on a recent paper of mine. | 1976 Cambridge photo |
| I wish I'd said that | Mathematical humor (original!) | 2011 official photo |
| The nine best science fiction novels you've never heard of | 2007 unofficial photo and 2013 unofficial photo | Academic vita |
| Most ambiguous praise I received in 2009 | Impressions from my year 2009-10 at Microsoft Research | Why my wife calls me Le Grand Fromage ....... |
| Obituaries of my parents | In case you doubted the proposition "you can prove anything with Big Data", I have been ranked by this website as the 365,625'th most famous person in history. | ..... and the Big Apple. |
| The three things you need to know for success in the 21st century | 40 years playing volleyball; still not perfected the block.
(photo credit 555 Photography) |
A few words about Aldous Huxley. |