|(Warning: this is nerd humor) Big Data: the substitute for Love.||If you assume that higher-profile authors get preferential treatment from journals, read this extract from the referee report on a recent paper of mine.||1976 Cambridge photo|
|I wish I'd said that||Mathematical humor (original!)||2011 official photo|
|The nine best science fiction novels you've never heard of||2007 unofficial photo and 2013 unofficial photo||Academic vita|
|Most ambiguous praise I received in 2009||Impressions from my year at Microsoft Research||Why my wife calls me Le Grand Fromage .......|
|Obituaries of my parents||In case you doubted the proposition "you can prove anything with Big Data", I have been ranked by this website as the 365,625'th most famous person in history.||..... and the Big Apple.|
|The three things you need to know for success in the 21st century||40 years playing volleyball; still not perfected the block.
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Here is a written interview of me by a non-mathematician. Reporting conversation in print shows that I have an embarrassingly inarticulate stream-of-consciousness speaking style -- do not take these to be my considered opinions! And here is an audio interview of me by a mathematician (Eugene Dynkin) which I haven't heard because I hate hearing myself on tape .....