|(Warning: this is nerd humor) Big Data: the substitute for Love.||If you assume that higher-profile authors get preferential treatment from journals, read this extract from the referee report on a recent paper of mine.||1976 Cambridge photo|
|I wish I'd said that||Mathematical humor (original!)||2011 official photo|
|The nine best science fiction novels you've never heard of||2007 unofficial photo and 2013 unofficial photo||Academic vita|
|Most ambiguous praise I received in 2009||Impressions from my year at Microsoft Research||Why my wife calls me Le Grand Fromage .......|
|Obituaries of my parents||In case you doubted the proposition "you can prove anything with Big Data", I have been ranked by this website as the 365,625'th most famous person in history.||..... and the Big Apple.|
|The three things you need to know for success in the 21st century||40 years playing volleyball; still not perfected the block.
(photo credit 555 Photography)