Note: These are from 2002 so may not be understood by younger readers.
The Madonna Award for indefatigable self-promotion.
The Ringo Starr Award for being in the right place at the right time.
The Energizer Bunny Award for .......... still going.
The Ryan Leaf Award for unfulfilled potential.
The Buzz Lightyear Award for not realizing you have a toy model.