For UK#400,000, a bioresearcher will map your personal genome for you. As
geneticists discover more markers for congenital diseases, you can compare them
to your genome and learn what you're in for in your lifetime -- heart disease,
cancer, baldness, compulsive hand-washing... Link[1] Discuss[2] (_Thanks, Alan!

URL: http://boingboing.net/#85486499
Date: Not supplied
A new addition to the parodical genre of 419 ("Nigerian Money Laundry Scam")
letters from members of the Shrub establishment, following up on Cheney's
letter[1].
I am the widow of the late President George W. Bush of the United States of
America. I am writing you this letter in confidence regarding my current
circumstances.
I escaped the United States ahead of death squads with my husband and two
children Jenna and Frank, moving first to England and then, when my
husband's political enemies took power there, to Austria. All of our
wealth, obtained legitimately through baseball, oil drilling and insider
trading, was seized by the new government of the USA under the despotic
regime of (Dr.) Noam Chomsky, except for the contents of a few Swiss bank
accounts. These bank accounts, which contain social security lock-box funds
and the bulk of the 2001 budget surplus, could not be accessed by me or my
children, due to agreements made between the socialist government of the
USA and Swiss bank regulators. They seized our ranch in Crawford, Texas and
now use it to teach homosexualist propaganda to schoolchildren.
Link[2] Discuss[3] (_Thanks, Stefan!_)
[1] http://atrios.blogspot.com/2002_08_18_atrios_archive.html#80547516
[2] http://brainslug.org/archives/000224.html#000224
[3] http://www.quicktopic.com/boing/H/7zkxnLj3i6Da

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