On Tue, 23 Jul 2002, Jim Whitehead wrote:
> You can download a Pastry simulator off of this web site.
Why should I download anything from Microsoft? My firstborn is my and my
alone. No technology is worth that price. (And since when is Redmond into
technology? Weather reports from Dis are so far unchanging).
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From fork-admin@xent.com  Wed Jul 24 13:57:24 2002

Xander Blakley quotes a Russian joke in his terrific book _Siberia Bound_.
Frenchman, American, and Russian get to talking bout which country has the
more desireable women. Frenchman says, "Ah, when a Frenchman puts his hands
around zee waist of his lover, his fingers form a complete circle and
touch--not because his hands are so large, but because zee  French woman's
waist is so slender."
American says "Yep, but when an American woman gets on a horse, her heels
reach all the way down to the ground--and it's not because American horses
are short, but because American women have such endlessly long, sexy legs."
Russian says: "Da, but when a Russian slaps his wife's ass on his way out
of the house in the morning, it's still jiggling when he comes back after
work--and it's not because her ass is so big, but because the Russian work
day is so short."
Tom
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