| Damian Conway Publishes Exegesis 5                                 |
|   posted by hfb on Friday August 23, @14:06 (perl6)                |
An anonymous coward writes "[0]/. has a [1]link to [2]Damian's
| 2nd Open Source CMS Conference                                     |
|   posted by ziggy on Friday August 23, @18:30 (events)             |
[0]Gregor J. Rothfuss writes "There will be a second [1]Open Source CMS
conference this fall in Berkeley. We will feature presentations and
workshops from a wide range of CMS, and would definitely welcome some
Perl-fu in there as well. Also of interest, our efforts to [2]build
bridges across CMS. Participate in our [3]mailing list, or better yet,
[4]show up :)" The [5]first Open Source CMS conference was held in Zurich

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Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor <windsor@warthog.com>
Forwarded-by: "Dave Bruce" <dbruce@wwd.net>
Forwarded by: Gary Williams <garyaw1990@aol.com>
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.  The
card said nothing but "Maxwell House".  Mom was puzzled at first, but
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till
the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: "Benson & Hedges".  Mom now knew to go straight to
her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long, King Size".  She was again slightly embarrassed but still
happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.  Mom waited for
a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.  Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.  Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways".  Mom took out her latest
Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for the airline.  The ad said: "Three times a
day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.