I have a similar one:
Bubba calls up the DEA and tells em that JoeBob is growing pot and
hiding it in his back yard.  They go over, find nothing, and go ask Bubba
what he was talking about.  Bubba tells em it's in JoeBob's woodpile.  So
they go chop up all the wood and look through it and scatter it all over
the yard, but find nothing.  They ask Bubba again, and he tells them that
JoeBob must have already sold it, so they leave.  Bubba calls up JoeBob:
Bubba: You get your wood chopped?'
JoeBob: Yep, thanks, I'll give ya 15 bucks tomorrow.  (:
sillyhead
On 23 Jul 2002, Gary Lawrence Murphy wrote:
>
> You're in luck because my mom sends these all the time and I never
> have anything else to do with them ...
>
>  An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
> but it was very hard work.
>  His only son, who would have helped him, was in Prison. The old man  wrote
> a  letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
>  Shortly, he received this reply, "For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up  that
> garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
>  At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen police showed up and dug up the old
> man's entire garden, without finding any guns.
>  Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
> happened, and asking him what to do next.
>  His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best
> I could  do  at this time."
>
> but better than that, just settle into this, courtesy of daypop:
> http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/yeung/actioncomics/cover.html
>
>
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