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When I was in Omaha a couple of weeks ago, I made the
unfortunate mistake of driving through the intersection of
90th and Dodge. Those of you in Omaha know what sorts of
things I was muttering under my breath during the ordeal. Is
it possible to suffer from road rage when you're not moving?
Omaha has started a <a
href="http://www.ci.omaha.ne.us/streets/restrictdate.asp">10
year project</a> on Dodge street, which more or less divides
the city in half east to west. The traffic tie-ups due to
the construction disaster at 90th and Dodge are being felt
by nearby businesses. A <a
href="http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/81302_bb1.html">bank
is fighting back</a> in a creative way, replacing random $20
and $10 bills in their ATM machine with $50 and $20 notes
respectively to reward lucky customers for their patronage.
And I just drove right by the place.
<p>The route to Des Moines from Waterloo isn't much better
right now as they widen highway 330/65 to 4 lane between
Marshalltown and Des Moines. Once that's done, it will cut
20-30 minutes from the trip, and judging from the progress
they've been making, it won't be too much longer. That's
probably the fastest moving highway construction I've seen
during my travels throughout Iowa over the years. As you
travel to <a href="http://www.gnomedex.com/">Gnomedex</a>
from all manner of locales, be sure to keep tabs on
construction at <a
href="http://www.ctre.iastate.edu/iowaroadwork/">this handy
site</a> put up by the Iowa Department of Transportation.
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<b>Microsoft L2TP/IPSec VPN Client</b>
<p><a class="url" href="http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/server/evaluation/news/bulletins/l2tpclient.asp">http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/server/evaluation/news/bulletins/l2tpclient.asp</a>
<p>Microsoft L2TP/IPSec VPN Client is a free download that
allows computers running Windows 98, Windows Millennium
Edition (Me), or Windows NTÆ Workstation 4.0 to use Layer
Two Tunneling Protocol (L2TP) connections with Internet
Protocol security (IPSec). The combination of L2TP and
IPSec, known as L2TP/IPSec, is a highly secure technology
for making remote access virtual private network (VPN)
connections across public networks such as the Internet.
Microsoft L2TP/IPSec VPN Client also provides support for
IPSec Network Address Translator (NAT) traversal.
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<b>Iomega Intros 750MB Zip</b>
<p><a class="url" href="http://www.iomega.com/zip">http://www.iomega.com/zip</a>
<p>I've all but ditched Zip drive use entirely due to cost
and small capacity. I know many people that still use Zip
drives, and I still play with a 1GB Jaz drive from time to
time, but with the ease and low cost of CD-RW drives and
media, Zip just hasn't stood a chance. Now that Iomega has
bumped the capacity to 750MB, employed USB 2.0 and pushed
the speed of the drives significantly higher, maybe it's
still worth a look for those that need a fast removable
media option. I'll stick with CD-RW myself. I'll sacrifice
some speed for the reliability of optical media. But that's
just me.
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<b>Today's Top 5 kbAlertz</b>
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<li><a class="url" href="http://www.kbAlertz.com/redir.aspx?kbnumber=Q241122">Q241122 - WINUP- Illegal Operation or Application Error when clicking on Product Updates (Q241122)</a></li>
<li><a class="url" href="http://www.kbAlertz.com/redir.aspx?kbnumber=Q212713">Q212713 - WD2000: Run-Time Error 5868 Using VBA Macro to Resize Document Window (Q212713)</a></li>
<li><a class="url" href="http://www.kbAlertz.com/redir.aspx?kbnumber=Q212723">Q212723 - WD2000: Run-Time Error 5841 If Style Doesn't Exist (Q212723)</a></li>
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<li><a class="url" href="http://www.kbAlertz.com/redir.aspx?kbnumber=Q326537">Q326537 - OFFXP: Smart Tags for Names, Telephone Numbers, Addresses, and Stock Symbols Do Not Appear As Expected (Q326537)</a></li>
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<b>Technical Overview of .NET File Services</b>
<p><a class="url" href="http://www.microsoft.com/windows.netserver/techinfo/overview/file.mspx">http://www.microsoft.com/windows.netserver/techinfo/overview/file.mspx</a>
<p>.NET Server is more than Windows 2000 with a look of
Windows XP, of that you can be sure. Common sense has
finally won, with the developers delivering many more
command line tools to manage core services. Of course, this
isn't the only thing being brought to the .NET table.
Improvements in DFS, defrag, chkdsk and EFS just scratch the
surface. New WHQL processes are being established for
antivirus products, allowing them to hook directly into the
OS. Virtual Disk Service, Volume Shadow Copy Service and
promised improvements in the File Replication Service should
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<b>P4 Performance Goes to Court</b>
<p><a class="url" href="http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,104075,tk,dn081602X,00.asp">http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,104075,tk,dn081602X,00.asp</a>
<p>A class action lawsuit has been filed in California by a
small group of PC owners that are miffed about the
performance, or lack thereof, that was promised by Intel, HP
and Gateway. Since the day the P4 was introduced, the
overall performance has been criticized, so this would seem
to be more an issue of failing to do proper due diligence on
the part of the customer, if you ask me. This is one of
those subjective questions that will come down to fancy
lawyers and luck of the jury pool draw. If they believed
everything the TV commercials had to say, then the litigants
got what they had coming. One beer tastes better than the
next, only one car can save your life in a crash, etc. This
general lag in P4 muscle has been publicized since day one,
as have crash test results on the part of the government and
third-party organizations. Should we be suing auto makers
when someone dies in a 5-star rated vehicle? That Volvo will
save your life, ya know. Does this set an unreasonable
expectation? Only if you consider advertising an education.
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