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Let me first welcome all the new people to the Sporadic -- there were a
bunch of people who signed up a while ago but never got added until today,
I think the problems have been fixed.  There are currently over 250,000
list (dayam!).  Of those, I think there are around 5 people who actually
So anyway, raise your hand if you're older than 30 and have never been
Unless I meet the girl of my dreams tomorrow (which is unlikely as I don't
plan on leaving my apartment tomorrow, much less wearing pants anytime in
the near future), looks like I'm headed in that direction.<br>
I never think about it but it seems I'm supposed to.  I definitely don't
want to be one of those guys who's a bachelor for life, and I eventually
want kids, I think that's cool!  But today, October 30, 2002, is my 27th
To celebrate, I bought myself some Rogain, tooth whitener, and a gym
membership.  My detergent makes the skin on my back hurt and I still have
zits.  Oh hey I bought a new guitar and <a target=_blank
It's 4:00 AM and I'm eating expired ham.  Somehow I'm able to write a
newsletter to 250,000 people, yet my birthday plans involve sitting home
alone teaching myself Journey songs on the guitar.  then Blockbuster and
ps- man, this new Sporadic layout is a little too cheery, don't you think?
pps- if you need web hosting or are a hosting provider, check out my new
Here are some of today's newest fucks.  As usual, more new ones on the
Chance LLP employees lists a ton of "problem areas", complaints and
comments... Highlights include, "If the assigning system isn't corrupt,
ask yourself: why aren't attractive female associates ever out of work?"
dishonest, but he behaves completely inappropriately with female
associates working under him".. and so on.<br>
<span class="article">Vignette to Acquire Epicentric.  Here's the
l memo</a> that was sent to employees.  From one FC reader and pissed-off
employee who worked hard for his options, "Here's
my favorite one.  Q. What will happen to my Epicentric employee stock
A.  Once the purchase of Epicentric is complete, Epicentric stock options
<span class="article">Bausch and Lomb CEO <a target=_blank
for falsely claiming to have completed a masters degree.  What a
<span class="article">Salary and hiring freeze at <a target=_blank
href=http://www.aptea.com/>A&P</a> supermarkets, here's the <a
<span class="article">Okee I reported yesterday that <a
target=_blank href=http://www.cdnow.com/>CDNow</a> was set to layoff 60
axe just fell and the *entire* programming staff was let go.  Whether this
means the company is shutting down or they're just being replaced by
cheaper consultants remains to be seen...<br>
<span class="article">Rumor has it <a target=_blank
<span class="article">Rumor has it massive layoffs in the pipline
at <a target=_blank href=http://www.xerox.com/>Xerox</a>.  Word is
having assignments removed, work load reduced, etc... Sometime mid-next
Copyright 2002.  too tired to think of anything creative.  thanks for