Music school jokes --
American conductor and European conductor are talking.  European conductor
says "what a week, I've had 5 rehearsals and a performance."  "That's
nothing," says the American conductor, "I've had five performances and a
rehearsal."
What's the difference between a spring in the desert surrounded by palm
trees and a violist that plays in tune?  A violist that plays in tune is a
mirage.
What's the difference between a rat and a guitar player?  The rat's got
something to do tonight.
Good thing it's not comedy school.
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