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<font size=1 face=verdana,arial>Check out my new site,<br>
<a href=http://www.internalmemos.com/ target=_blank><font size=+1 color=blue><b><span style="text-decoration:none;">InternalMemos.com</span></b></font></a>
<a href=http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1026>A&P: Salary, hiring freeze</a><br>
<font size=1 color=green><b>$</b></font><a href=http://www.kaplanindex.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1019>Exodus: Rumors, rumors, rumors</a><br>
<a href=http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1021>MSNBC: Sniper, parties, other news</a><br>
<font size=1 color=green><b>$</b></font><a href=http://www.kaplanindex.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1015>Ebay: San Jose office moving?</a><br>
<font size=1 color=green><b>$</b></font><a href=http://www.kaplanindex.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1020>EDS: Incentive & bonus changes</a><br>
<font size=1 color=green><b>$</b></font><a href=http://www.kaplanindex.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1001>Lycos: Frank Weller resignation</a><br>
<a href=http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1009>AOL: Past, present, and future</a><br>
<a href=http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1008>Ebay: Meg addresses allegations</a><br>
<font size=1 color=green><b>$</b></font> <a href=http://www.kaplanindex.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=987>Verisign: Third-party phase-out</a><br>
<font size=1 color=green><b>$</b></font> <a href=http://www.kaplanindex.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=955>Ericsson: Market unstable, moving on</a>
Let me first welcome all the new people to the Sporadic -- there were a bunch of people who signed up a while ago but never got added until today, I think the problems have been fixed.  There are currently over 250,000 subscribers to this
list (dayam!).  Of those, I think there are around 5 people who actually read it.<br>
So anyway, raise your hand if you're older than 30 and have never been married.  <br>
Unless I meet the girl of my dreams tomorrow (which is unlikely as I don't plan on leaving my apartment tomorrow, much less wearing pants anytime in the near future), looks like I'm headed in that direction.<br>
I never think about it but it seems I'm supposed to.  I definitely don't want to be one of those guys who's a bachelor for life, and I eventually want kids, I think that's cool!  But today, October 30, 2002, is my 27th birthday.<br>
To celebrate, I bought myself some Rogain, tooth whitener, and a gym membership.  My detergent makes the skin on my back hurt and I still have zits.  Oh hey I bought a new guitar and <a target=_blank
href=http://www.beefsavage.com/>played dress up</a>, that was fun.<br>
It's 4:00 AM and I'm eating expired ham.  Somehow I'm able to write a newsletter to 250,000 people, yet my birthday plans involve sitting home alone teaching myself Journey songs on the guitar.  then Blockbuster and Chinese delivery.
ps- man, this new Sporadic layout is a little too cheery, don't you think?  blah, i'll fix it later.<br>
pps- if you need web hosting or are a hosting provider, check out my new site <a target=_blank href=http://www.bizient.com/>Bizient.com</a>
Here are some of today's newest fucks.  As usual, more new ones on the site daily.<br>
<span class="article">Wowwwww..... <a href=http://www.internalmemos.com:8080/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1027>this internal memo</a> sent to Clifford
Chance LLP employees lists a ton of "problem areas", complaints and comments... Highlights include, "If the assigning system isn't corrupt, ask yourself: why aren't attractive female associates ever out of work?" and "Not only is he
dishonest, but he behaves completely inappropriately with female associates working under him".. and so on.<br>
<span class="article">Vignette to Acquire Epicentric.  Here's the <a target=_blank href=http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/021029/datu058_1.html>news</a>, and of
course here's the <a href=http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1025>internal memo</a> that was sent to employees.  From one FC reader and pissed-off employee who worked hard for his options, "Here's
my favorite one.  Q. What will happen to my Epicentric employee stock options?
A.  Once the purchase of Epicentric is complete, Epicentric stock options will be cancelled."<br>
<span class="article">Bausch and Lomb CEO <a target=_blank href=http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/021029/health_bauschandlomb_1.html>denied</a> $1.1 million bonus
for falsely claiming to have completed a masters degree.  What a fuckbasket cock-socket he is.<br>
<span class="article">Salary and hiring freeze at <a target=_blank href=http://www.aptea.com/>A&P</a> supermarkets, here's the <a
href=http://www.internalmemos.com/memos/memodetails.php?memo_id=1026>internal memo</a> sent to employees.<br>
<span class="article">Okee I reported yesterday that <a target=_blank href=http://www.cdnow.com/>CDNow</a> was set to layoff 60 people... well rumor has it the
axe just fell and the *entire* programming staff was let go.  Whether this means the company is shutting down or they're just being replaced by cheaper consultants remains to be seen...<br>
<span class="article">Rumor has it <a target=_blank href=http://www.kestrelsolutions.com/>Kestrel Solutions</a> filed Chapter 11 today.  Anyone need a sweet deal
on a bit-rate independent multiplexer?  uhh.. didnt think so.<br>
<span class="article">Rumor has it massive layoffs in the pipline at <a target=_blank href=http://www.xerox.com/>Xerox</a>.  Word is high-ranking managers are
having assignments removed, work load reduced, etc... Sometime mid-next week is said to be d-day. <br>
Copyright 2002.  too tired to think of anything creative.  thanks for reading tho :)