Updated May 9, 2002 ...
READ THIS! YOU'LL BE HAPPY YOU DID!
A recent survey by Nielsen/Netratings says that "The Internet
population is rapidly approaching a 'Half a Billion' People!"
SO WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN TO YOU?
Let's assume that every person has 'only' one E-mail address.
That's 500 million potential customers and growing! In addition,
"E-mail is without question the most powerful
method of distributing information on earth"
Well, I think you get the picture. The numbers and potential are
just staggering, but it gets even better ...
START YOUR OWN E-MAIL BUSINESS TODAY & ENJOY
THE FOLLOWING BENEFITS:
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1. ALL CUSTOMERS PAY YOU IN CASH
2. YOU WILL SELL A PRODUCT WHICH COSTS NOTHING TO PRODUCE
3. YOUR ONLY MAJOR OVERHEAD IS YOUR TIME
4. YOU HAVE 100s OF MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS
5. YOU GET DETAILED, EASY TO FOLLOW STARTUP INSTRUCTIONS
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AND THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG ...
As you read on you'll discover how a 'Seen on National TV'
program is paying out excellent returns, every 4 to 5 months
from your home, for a minimal initial startup investment of
only $25 US Dollars. ALL THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE
AND THE INTERNET!
This is the letter you have been hearing a lot about recently.
Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national
weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the
investigation of this program described below, to see if it really
can make people money.
This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable
opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time
I passed on it.  I am so glad I finally joined just to see what
one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money
required.  To my astonishment, I received a 6 figure income
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''.
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Here is another testimonial: '' this program has been around for
a long time but I never believed in it.  But one day when I received
this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it.  I followed
the simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money
started to come in.  First month I only made a small amount of money,
but the next 2 months after that I made a total of a good 6 figures.
So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made
a lot more and I am playing it again.  The key to success in this
program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything.''
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More testimonials later but first:
*****PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE & FOLLOW THESE
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS TO MAKE YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS TRUE! *****
INSTRUCTIONS:
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**** Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.
**** For each report, send $5 U.S. CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER
OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to
the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
**** When you place your order, make sure
you order each of the 5 reports ****
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your
computer and resell them.
YOUR UP-FRONT COST is ONLY $5 X 5 = $25.00.
*********Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each
of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals. Save
them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to
send to the 1,000's of people who may order from you.
Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it at your desk
in case something happens to your computer.
**********IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people
who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the
list, in any way other than what is instructed below in steps
1 through 6 or you will loose out on majority of your profits.
Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how
it does not work if you change it.
Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter,
it will NOT work! People have tried to put their friends/relatives
names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it
does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy
and then nothing happened.
So do not try to change anything other than what is instructed.
Because if you do, it will not work for you.  Remember,
honesty reaps the reward!!!
1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in
REPORT # 5. This person has made it through the cycle and is
no doubt counting their money.
2. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
3. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
4. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
5. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2.
6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
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Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names,
and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any
data.
To assist you with marketing your business on the Internet,
the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable
marketing information that includes: How to send bulk e-mails
legally, Where to find thousands of free classified ads and
much, much more.
There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
METHOD # 1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how
it goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out
only 5,000 e-mails each.  Let's also assume that the mailing
receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be much
better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also, many people
may send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only
5,000 each).
Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1.
Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each
for a total of 50,000.  Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
responded with orders.  That's = 100 people responded and
ordered Report #2. Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails
each for a total of 500,000 e-mails.  The 0.2% response to
that is 1000 orders for Report #3.
Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
5 million e-mails sent out.  The 0.2% response to that is
10,000 orders for Report #4.  Those 10,000 people send out
5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million)
Emails.  The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
Report #5.
THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (a half
million).
Your total income in this example is:
1..... $50 +
2..... $500 +
3..... $5,000 +
4..... $50,000 +
5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total = $555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE.  GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT
THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
CALCULATE IT, YOU CAN STILL MAKE MONEY!
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 PEOPLE YOU MAILED.
Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone,
or 1/2, or even one 1/5 of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails
each or more?  There are over 500 million people on the
Internet worldwide and counting.  Believe me, many people
may do just that, and more!
METHOD # 2: PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there
are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.  Placing a lot of
free ads on the Internet can easily get a larger response.
We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD
# 2 as you go along.
For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
Report they ordered.  That's it!  Always provide same day
service on all orders. This will guarantee that the emails
they send out, with your name and address on it, will be
prompt because they can not advertise until they receive the
report.
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Note:  Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
Checks or money orders are NOT accepted.  Make sure the cash
is wrapped in at least 2 sheets of paper before you put it in
the envelope. On one of those sheets of paper, write the NUMBER
and the NAME of the Report you are ordering, your email ADDRESS,
your NAME and postal address. Make sure you affix proper
'International' Postage if ordering a report from outside your
country.
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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Report 1: The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On
The Net ... Order from:
P. Hynes
6461 Mayfield Rd
Brampton, ON
Canada
L6T 3Z8
Report 2: The insiders Guide To Sending Bulk E-mail On The Net
... Order from:
Lynn Asbill
9400 Bluebonnet Dr
Scurry, TX
75158
USA
Report 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net
... Order from:
Greg Grant
Po Box 385
Wilberforce, ON
Canada
K0L 3C0
Report 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net
... Order from:
LW
50 Burnhamthorpe Rd W Suite 401
Mississauga, ON
Canada
L5B 3C2
Report 5: How To Send Out One Million Emails & Jump Start Your
Business ... Order from:
BDM Consulting
PO Box 890
Orem, UT
84059
USA
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There are currently almost 500,000,000 people online
worldwide!
$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
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If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within
2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that
you should receive 100 orders or more for Report #2.  If you
did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU
CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you!
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved
down on the list, you are placed in front of a different report.
You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
people are ordering from you.
IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF
E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN!!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it
in any way.  It works exceedingly well as it is now.
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you
have put your name and address in Report #1 and moved others
to #2...........# 5 as instructed above.  One of the people
you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them.  Remember though, the more
you send out the more potential customers you will reach.
So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information,
materials and opportunity .... IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
==================== MORE TESTIMONIALS======================
'' My name is Mitchell.  My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago.
I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make
pretty good money.  When I received this program I grumbled
to Jody about receiving ''junk mail''.  I made fun of the
whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
percentages involved.  I ''knew'' it wouldn't work.  Jody
totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later
she jumped in with both feet.  I made merciless fun of her,
and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when
the thing didn't work.  Well, the laugh was on me!  Within
3 weeks she had received 50 responses within the next 45 days
she had so many orders and ... all cash! I was shocked.  I
have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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'' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make
up my mind to participate in this plan.  But conservative that
I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that
there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at
least get my money back''.  '' I was surprised when I found my
medium size post office box crammed with orders.  I made a large
6 figure income in the first 12 weeks.  The nice thing about this
deal is that it does not matter where people live.  There simply
isn't a better investment with a faster return and so big''.
Dan
Sondstrom, Alberta,
Canada
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'' I had received this program before.  I deleted it, but later
I wondered if I should have given it a try.  Of course, I had no
idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until
I was e-mailed again by someone else ........ 11 months passed
then it luckily came again ...... I did not delete this one! I
made a six figure income on my first try and all the money came
within 22 weeks''.
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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'' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money
with little cost to you.  I followed the simple instructions
carefully and within 10 days the money started to come in.  My
first month I made a substantial income and by the end of the
third month my total cash count was a healthy 6 figure income.
Life is beautiful, Thanks to internet''.
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
YOUR ROAD TO GENERATING EXTRA INCOME!
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Disclaimer:
The sender or participants of this marketing program cannot
verify any monetary claims made in this document, nor do they
assume responsibility for same. As with any business you have
the risk of loss. No "guarantee" can be made as to the amount
of money you will make, or the benefits you may receive with
this program. This is NOT a Chain Letter. We advertise the
sale of information and a legal business of reselling that
information. If you have any doubts, please consult your
attorney.
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BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR NEW BUSINESS VENTURE!!
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