To: "R. A. Hettinga" <rah@shipwright.com>
Subject: Re: "Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch...."(was Re: My brain hurts)
And then there was the one from Prairie Home Companion:
A. It  just looks that way because a violin player's head is bigger.
>From: "Joseph S. Barrera III" <joe@barrera.org>
>Organization: Rose Garden Funeral of Sores
>To: Flatware or Road Kill? <FoRK@xent.com>
>Subject: Re: "Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch...."(was Re: My brain hurts)
>Q. What's the difference between a viola and a violin?
>Q. What's the definition of a minor second?
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