1000 A.D. -- That root is heathen. Say this prayer.
1850 A.D. -- That prayer is superstition. Drink this potion.
1940 A.D. -- That potion is snake oil. Swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. -- That pill is ineffective. Take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. -- That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

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From 0xdeadbeef-request@petting-zoo.net  Fri Sep  6 15:24:22 2002

First they sue the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer,
then the fast food places for making them fat.
Guess I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with.